SR – slimy seller

Will sell anything you give him and spends double He almost sold the company a couple of times, glad we realized before hand. Looks after a non-existant sales team that sells considerably well – err yes well they do! *rolling eyes

OB – the monster

OB heads the technical team in a split personality, monstrous, scary kind of way. One night he would have his team out for dinner and then next day screaming at them with all the bad grammer he knows. He is in his own delusive dream world and he also thinks everyone is with him. “We gona win it! We are going to prove it to the world” and yes all such kind of BS!

ZS – nagging salesman

ZS, if ever we see him around in the office, will have all the complaints in the world for you. How the other day the restaurant owner refused to meet him, a card issue there or anything to distract the question – 'ZS where have you been?'. And if you manage to pull that question out you will be surprised to know how blind you are.

NS – moderator

Writer & designer. There was a time when she was the only lonely one to write for tossdown and now she only moderates whats written.

RK – psycho support

Very prompt and diligent to start a fight. Gets things done in 'her own way'. If she wants red you would have to give her red and if she wants to talk to you about a feature in tossdown you better listen to her or else we would have to listen to all the bad things she has to say about you.

NM – remote tester

Remotely tests and raises issues and complains. Mostly its about people and nothing to do with tossdown but then still she does a good job of whipping some people in order.

TK – flash programmer

Looks after technical development of the portal. The guys is God-Son to flash (ya the speedy guy in the 90s) he thinks ten times faster than an average person and messes stuff 20 times better. He could get every system in the world to stop running in no time and that explain ours too.
@alphaprofile

HR – Meed the Weed

Always buzzed & doped (not literally but really, hes very very chill). He gives a fat flying frik about whats going on. In a meeting you would talk and talk and he would be 'yes' thats right and most probably he just woke up 2 seconds ago when you called his name. He looks after the development of tossdown and really doesnt give a crap of what you think of his work.

@ch_hameed

AS – sadbird

Well we really dont know much about this guy. Another steve jobs inspired – android cum ios developer no technical background whatsoever, experimental and yes its been years. Hes working on the mobile apps and now you know where the heck are they. You try an ask him and he says 'yep, almost done' and thats like saying 'just dont bug me, let me read something on Mashable.
@adil_soomro

AA – bug eater

This guy is the creepiest person on the team, looks from the corner of his eyes, finishes all the food and eats 'tossdown BUGS'. Only guy in the world who still deals with the digital world in a very analgous way for example if you ask him about the bug report status he would go 'Sir, we are almost 75% done'. Whatever that means!!!!

ZAZ – static

The most sophisticated quiet guy on the team. He would not say a word. He's also very slick and secretive about his moves. We dont know what he's working on, when he leaves or comes until the other day we found him sneaking out of the office – quietly, just very quietly.